Sara the Sociopathic Surgeon by Mitchell D. Miller

You’re nervous as you are wheeled into the operating room, until a cheerful resident approaches. You relax because you are unaware that this surgical resident is the craziest person in the room.

Sara meets her husband in a TriBeCa bar. They journey through racist Cumming Georgia, drug-filled Lauderhill Florida, and Atlanta, towards a larger Manhattan apartment. Along the way Sara saves a marriage, several lives, helps a battered woman circumvent bureaucrats and feeds neglected children.

Sara loves ordering people around, especially nurses, who were too lazy and stupid for medical school. Sara reads Weekly World News because the real news reminds her that most people are stupider than nurses.

Sara is devoted to her two daughters. She would rather see her daughters grow up than accept a high-paying job with long hours. Her daughters are home-schooled, precocious geniuses who enjoy punching each other.

Sara the Sociopathic Surgeon is narrated by Sara’s husband. Sara married him because they were the two smartest people in the world. He demonstrates his brilliance at the end of this sociopathic story.